The Best Things In Life Are Free.

The Most Courageous Act Is Still To Think For Yourself. Aloud.

Eat Less Than You Think You Want, Eat With Your Intelligence, Not Your Stomach. Never Get Up From The Table With An Inward, Silent Apology For Being A Pig.

I Trained Myself. Long Ago, `boy' [arthur] Capel Introduced Me To 'bludgeon The Poor!' (assommons Les Pauvres!) Which, Rejecting Resignation, Informed My Moral Outlook For Life.

I Remember Confuting One Of Westminster's Favourite Maxims, "better The Devil You Know Than The Devil You Don't". In The Annals Of Popular Wisdom, This Is One Of The Most Cretinous Sayings I Have Come Across.

Beauty Begins The Moment You Decide To Be Yourself.