My Life Didn't Please Me, So I

Ask Me Who I Don't Dress!

I Never Wanted To Weigh More Heavily On A Man Than A Bird.

I Remember Confuting One Of Westminster's Favourite Maxims, "better The Devil You Know Than The Devil You Don't". In The Annals Of Popular Wisdom, This Is One Of The Most Cretinous Sayings I Have Come Across.

Early Happiness Handicaps People. I Do Not Regret Having Been Profoundly Unhappy.

Chanel Is Above All A Style. Fashion Passes, Style Remains.