The Best Revenge Is The Massive Success.

You Gotta Love Livin', Baby, 'cause Dyin' Is A Pain In The Ass.

Never Yawn In Front Of A Lady.

The Only Male Singer Who I've Seen Besides Myself And Who's Better Than Me--that Is Michael Jackson.

Fresh Air Makes Me Throw Up. I Can't Handle It. I'd Rather Be Around Three Denobili Cigars Blowing In My Face All Night.

What's [the Beatles'] I Am The Walrus All About?