A Man Doesn't Know What Happiness Is

Las Vegas Is The Only Place I Know Where Money Really Talks--it Says, Goodbye.

For Years I've Nursed A Secret Desire To Spend The Fourth Of July In A Double Hammock With A Swingin' Redheaded Broad. But I Could Never Find Me A Double Hammock

[dean Martin] Is An Absolute, Unqualified Drunk. And If We Ever Develop An Olympic Drinking Team, He's Gonna Be The Coach... Dean Martin Has Been Stoned More Often Than The United States Embassies.

I Believe In You And Me. I'm Like Albert Schweitzer And Bertrand Russell And Albert Einstein In That I Have A Respect For Life -- In Any Form. I Believe In Nature, In The Birds, The Sea, The Sky, In Everything I Can See Or That There Is Real Evidence For. If These Things Are What You Mean By God, Then I Believe In God. But I Don't Believe In A Personal God To Whom I Look For Comfort Or For A Natural On The Next Roll Of The Dice.

I Play To All People - All Colors, All Creeds ~ Drunk, Sober, Everybody.