The Best Revenge Is Massive Success.

[answering The Phone] Hello, This Is A Recording, You've Dialed The Right Number, Now Hang Up And Don't Do It Again.

Most Of What Has Been Written About Me Is One Big Blur, But I Do Remember Being Described In One Simple Word That I Agree With. It Was In A Piece That Tore Me Apart For My Personal Behavior, But The Writer Said That When The Music Began And I Started To Sing, I Was "honest."

Here's To The Confusion Of Our Enemies!

A Simple I Love You Means More Than Money.

The Cigarettes You Light One After Another Won’t Help You Forget Her.