You Treat A Lady Like A Dame,

If I Had Done Everything I'm Credited With, I'd Be Speaking To You From A Laboratory Jar At Harvard.

I Believe That God Knows What Each Of Us Wants And Needs. It's Not Necessary For Us To Make It To Church On Sunday To Reach Him. You Can Find Him Anyplace.

I'm Supposed To Have A Ph.d. On The Subject Of Women.

The Only Male Singer Who I've Seen Besides Myself And Who's Better Than Me--that Is Michael Jackson.

I've Been A Puppet, A Pauper, A Pirate, A Poet, A Pawn And A King I've Been Up And Down And Over And Out And I Know One Thing Each Time I Find Myself Flat On My Face I Pick Myself Up And Get Back In The Race