It Took Me A Long, Long Time

Trouble Just Seems To Come My Way-unbidden, Unwelcome, Unneeded.

[answering The Phone] Hello, This Is A Recording, You've Dialed The Right Number, Now Hang Up And Don't Do It Again.

Start Spreading The News, I Am Leaving Today. I Want To Be A Part Of It, New York, New York.

When I Sing, I Believe. I'm Honest. If You Want To Get An Audience With You, There's Only One Way. You Have To Reach Out To Them With Total Honesty And Humility.

If I Had Done Everything I'm Credited With, I'd Be Speaking To You From A Laboratory Jar At Harvard.