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Elections Are Won By Men And Women Chiefly Because Most People Vote Against Somebody Rather Than For Somebody.

The Best Bet You Get Is An Even Break.

One Man's Pointlessness Is Another's Barbed Satire.

There Is No Accounting For Tastes, As The Woman Said When Someone Told Her Her Son Was Wanted By The Police.

Middle Age Occurs When You Are Too Young To Take Up Golf And Too Old To Rush Up To The Net.