The Audience Perceives Only What The Actor

They Say You Can't Study Kabbalah Until You Are At Least 40 Years Old. You Know Why? You Have To Have Experienced At Least One Generation Making The Same Mistakes As The Previous One.

There's Nothing In The World More Silent Than The Telephone The Morning After Everybody Pans Your Play. It Won't Ring From Room Service; Your Mother Won't Be Calling You. If The Phone Has Not Rung By 8 In The Morning, You're Dead.

I'm Not The Guy To Ask About Politics. I'm A Gag Writer.

We Americans Have Always Considered Hollywood, At Best, A Sinkhole Of Depraved Venality. And, Of Course, It Is. It Is Not A Protective Monastery Of Aesthetic Truth. It Is A Place Where Everything Is Incredibly Expensive.

The Mind Is A Mill Which Can Incessant Turn, 'til Its Mere Operation Focus The Stress Inward And The Stones Grind Themselves To Dust.