I Won't Ever Do E-mail.

Fun Is What You Do For Yourself. If Somebody Else Does It, It's Entertainment.

A Liberal Pretending To Be A Conservative? That's Like A Straight Person Pretending To Be Gay To Get Greater Acceptance.

My Tendency As An Actor Was To Correct People, Was To Say, 'what If We Tried It This Way, What About If We Tried That Way?' That's Terrible Habit For An Actor, But That's A Good Habit For Director. So I Became A Director.

The Job Of The Artist, Is To Say, Wait A Second, Everything That We Have Thought Is Wrong. Let's Re-examine It.

If The Scene Bores You When You Read It, Rest Assured It Will Bore The Actors, And Will Then Bore The Audience, And We're All Going To Be Back In The Breadline.