The Atheists Traditionally Hold Their Conventions From

There Aren't Many Downsides To Being Rich, Other Than Paying Taxes And Having Relatives Asking For Money. But Being Famous, That's A 24 Hour Job Right There.

People Confuse Friendship And Relaxation. It's Incredibly Important To Be Relaxed - You Don't Have A Chance If You're Not Relaxed. So I Try Very Hard To Relax Any Kind Of Tension. But Friendship Is Different.

Like: 'don't Walk Out There With One Hand In Your Pocket Unless There's Somethin' In There You're Going To Bring Out.' You Gotta Commit. You've Gotta Go Out There And Improvise And You've Gotta Be Completely Unafraid To Die. You've Got To Be Able To Take A Chance To Die. And You Have To Die Lots. You Have To Die All The Time.

People Say I'm Difficult And Sometimes That's A Badge Of Honour.

I Was In The Virgin Islands Once. I Met A Girl. We Ate Lobster, Drank Piña Coladas. At Sunset, We Made Love Like Sea Otters. That Was A Pretty Good Day. Why Couldn't I Get That Day Over And Over And Over?