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The More Relaxed You Are, The Better You Are At Everything: The Better You Are With Your Loved Ones, The Better You Are With Your Enemies, The Better You Are At Your Job, The Better You Are With Yourself.

I'm Not An Alcoholic, I Only Drink Two Times A Year. When It's My Birthday, And When It's Not My Birthday.

Life Is A Game, And It's Much More Fun If You Play It As Your Own Game, So Stay Light And Loose And Relaxed.

I Think Midlife Crisis Is Just A Point Where People's Careers Have Reached Some Plateau And They Have To Reflect On Their Personal Relationships.

Movie Acting Suits Me Because I Only Need To Be Good For Ninety Seconds At A Time.