My Back Hurts. My Legs Ache. I'm

My Back Hurts. My Legs Ache. I'm Only Four!

The Atheists Traditionally Hold Their Conventions From Good Friday To Easter Sunday During The Hours Christ Spent In The Grave.

I Try To Be Alert And Available. I Try To Be Available For Life To Happen To Me.

I'm Just An Obnoxious Guy Who Can Make It Appear Charming, That's What They Pay Me To Do.

If People Really Want To Find You, They Find You.