My Back Hurts. My Legs Ache. I'm

You Can Tell How Boring A Person Is By The Lack Of Fear In Their Eyes When Someone Is Flipping Through Photos On Their Phone.

I Wanted To Be A Doctor Once Upon A Time, But It Turns Out You've Got To Study, And That Wasn't Going To Happen. I Had No Idea What I Was Going To Do. I Had Trouble Holding Jobs Because They Want You To Be On Time. That Wasn't Going To Work.

Well It's Hard To Be Yourself, It's The Hardest Job There Is.

I Don't Answer Fan Mail. I Don't Have Time For That. It's Like Hundreds Of Thousands Of People Who Think They're Going To Become Millionaires Getting Autographs From Movie Actors. I Don't Have Time For Those Idiots. I've Got Stuff To Do.

Eh, It's Not That Attractive To Have A Plan. I Know That If I Ever Feel That I Need To Make A Funny Movie, I’ll Figure Out How To Write One. I’ll Get It Done. If I Ever Get Some Ambition, I’m Gonna Get Some Shit Done.