The Ability To Absorb A Book And

I Made It, Ma - Carnegie Hall. And I Didn't Have To Practice.

Modesty Is Not One Of My Virtues.

There's Nobody To Believe In Anymore, Nobody To Trust.

The Other Day My House Caught Fire. My Lawyer Said, "shouldn't Be A Problem. What Kind Of Coverage Do You Have?" I Said, "fire And Theft." The Lawyer Frowned. "uh Oh. Wrong Kind. Should Be Fire Or Theft."

When I Get Up In The Morning, I Have To Decide What I'm Going To Have For Dinner Or I Can't Get Through The Day.