The Ability To Absorb A Book And

My Father Helped Me Leave. He Said, 'it's All Out There, It's Not Here.'

If You Stop And Think About It, Nearly All Great Humor Is At The Expense Of Someone Or Something.

My Father Was A Dreamer - My Hero. He Was A Smart, Tough Guy From Poland, A Cutter Of Lady's Handbags, An Old Socialist-unionist Who Always Considered Himself A Failure. His Big Line Was: 'don't End Up Like Me.'

As A Parent, I'd - I'd Be A Better Father.

I Made It, Ma - Carnegie Hall. And I Didn't Have To Practice.