That's The Quickest Way To My Heart:

The Fact That People Actually Want My Autograph Is Crazy.

Alec Baldwin Is So Funny.

You Can Tell A Great Athlete By, Like, Not How Many Times He Wins, Unlike When He Loses. Because That's What Is Gonna Make A Swimmer.

I Like Girls Who Really Don't Care What Other People Are Thinking - Girls Who Are A Little Goofy. I Think That's Sexy.

All You Do Is Pull The Pin, And It Releases A Startling Alarm That Can Get You Out Of A Bad Situation.