I Might Wear My Pink Speedo. I

When I Was A Kid, I Looked Up To An Olympian Superstar. I Won't Mention His Name But When I Asked For His Autograph He Said, 'no.'

These Are My Shoes That I Designed From Top To The Very Sole To The Very Top To The Bottom. Laces.

Abe Lincoln Is My Favorite President Of All Time - And He Pulls Off That Top Hat Pretty Well.

I Was A Little Troublemaker. Always Trying To Get In Trouble, Always Mischief, Like Throwing Rocks At Cars When I Was Younger, All That Kind Of Stuff.

For Me, Being Ryan Lochte Is Fun.