That Money Talks, I'll Not Deny, I

Of Late I Appear To Have Reached That Stage When People Who Look Old Who Are Only My Age.

How I Love To Get A Letter! I Can Think Of Nothing Better Than Perusing An Epistolary Item. But Deep Is My Despondence, For I've Found That Correspondence Means That If You Want To Get 'em, You Must Write 'em!

G Is For Green, That's Constructed To Roll In Every Direction Away From The Hole.

It Is All Right To Hold A Conversation But You Should Let Go Of It Now And Then.

Beauty Is Only Skin Deep, And The World Is Full Of Thin Skinned People.