Thank You All From The Pit Of

Every Time I See Documentaries Or Infomercials About Little Kids With Cancer, I Just Freak Out. It Affects Me On The Highest Emotional Level... Anytime I Think About It, It Makes Me Sadder Than Anything I Can Think Of.

I've Never Been More Confused In My Life, But At The Same Time I've Never Been More Satisfied With What We've Done.

America May Be The Land Of The Free, But There Are Definitely More Ignorant People There. Most Of The Population Are Semi-retarded.

When I Was Younger I Knew I Could Do Anything - I Could Be The President If I Wanted To, But That Was A Stupid Idea - I'd Rather Be A Rock Star.

There Is Plenty Of Hühnerfleisch In The Kühlschrank. (there Is Plenty Of Chicken In The Fridge).