America May Be The Land Of The

I Sing And Play The Guitar, And I'm A Walking, Talking Bacterial Infection.

None Of You Will Ever Know What I Am Thinking.

Please Read My Diary, Look Through My Things And Figure Me Out.

I Always Wanted To Experience The Street Life Because My Teenage Life In Aberdeen Was So Boring. But I Was Never Really Independent Enough To Do It. I Applied For Food Stamps, Lived Under The Bridge, And Built A Fort At The Cedar Mill.

There's Nothing Better Than Having A Baby. I've Always Loved Children. I Used To Work Summers At The Ymca And Be In Charge Of, Like, 30 Preschool Kids. I Knew That When I Had A Child, I'd Be Overwhelmed, And It's True... I Can't Tell You How Much My Attitude Has Changed Since We've Got Frances. Holding My Baby Is The Best Drug In The World.