America May Be The Land Of The

I Thought I Would Try To Be Gay For A While, But I'm Just More Sexually Attracted To Women. But I'm Really Glad That I Found A Few Gay Friends, Because It Totally Saved Me From Becoming A Monk Or Something.

In The Sun I Feel As One.

I Won't Eat Anything Green.

And I Swear That I Don't Have A Gun...no I Don't Have A Gun

My Mother Always Tried To Keep A Little Bit Of British Culture In Our Family. We'd Drink Tea All The Time!