Thank Goodness Modern Convenience Is A Thing

If I Could Only Write, I'd Write A Nasty Letter To The Mayor, If He Could Only Read.

Flattery Looks Like Friendship, Just Like A Wolf Looks Like A Dog. Food For Thought Is No Substitute For The Real Thing.

Don't Take Life So Serious. It Ain't No-hows Permanent.

We Have Met The Enemy And He Is Us.

God Is Not Dead-he Is Merely Unemployed.