Thank Goodness Modern Convenience Is A Thing

Twenty Percent Of Zero Is Better Than Nothing.

When We Become Negative And Ungrateful, It Is Important To Remember... We Have Met The Enemy; And He Is Us.

If I Could Only Write, I'd Write A Nasty Letter To The Mayor, If He Could Only Read.

A Parade Is The Worst Form Of Transportation Known To Man.

Many Years Ago In A Period Commonly Know As Next Friday Afternoon, There Lived A King Who Was Very Gloomy On Tuesday Mornings Because He Was So Sad Thinking About How Unhappy He Had Been On Monday And How Completely Mournful He Would Be On Wednesday.