Food For Thought Is No Substitute For

What's Good About March? Well, For One Thing, It Keeps February And April Apart.

Many Years Ago In A Period Commonly Know As Next Friday Afternoon, There Lived A King Who Was Very Gloomy On Tuesday Mornings Because He Was So Sad Thinking About How Unhappy He Had Been On Monday And How Completely Mournful He Would Be On Wednesday.

Looking Back On Things, The View Always Improves.

We Have Met The Enemy And He Is Us.

Traces Of Nobility, Gentleness And Courage Persist In All People, Do What We Will To Stamp Out The Trend. So, Too, Do Those Characteristics Which Are Ugly. It Is Just Unfortunate That In The Clumsy Hands Of A Cartoonist All Traits Become Ridiculous, Leading To A Certain Amount Of Self-conscious Expostulation And The Desire To Join Battle.