Th' Dead Ar-re Always Pop'lar. I Knowed

Meditation Is A Gift Confined To Unknown Philosophers And Cows. Others Don't Begin To Think Till They Begin To Talk Or Write.

If A Man Is Wise, He Gets Rich An' If He Gets Rich, He Gets Foolish, Or His Wife Does. That's What Keeps The Money Movin' Around.

It [thanksgiving] Was Founded By The Puritans To Give Thanks For Bein' Preserved From The Indians, An' We Keep It To Give Thanks We Are Preserved From The Puritans.

Work Is Work If You're Paid To Do It, And It's A Pleasure If You Pay To Be Allowed To Do It.

Don't Jump On A Man Unless He Is Down.