Tennis Is An Addiction That Once It

The True Snob Never Rests; There Is Always A Higher Goal To Attain, And There Are, By The Same Token, Always More And More People To Look Down Upon.

Your Village Just Called. They're Missing An Idiot.

If You Can't Ignore An Insult, Top It; If You Can't Top It, Laugh It Off; And If You Can't Laugh It Off, It's Probably Deserved.

Sure, I've Seen People Like You Before - But I Had To Pay An Admission.

Anybody Who Told You To Be Yourself Simply Couldn't Have Given You Worse Advice.