Tell Me That I Misunderstood A Joke,

I've Taken Up The Bible Again, Somewhat In The Spirit Of W.c. Fields - Looking For Loopholes.

Dreams Don't Have An Expiration Date.

This Is A Terrible Confession To Make, But After I Left The Army I Had A Number Of Things To Try. I Had A Great Conceit To Think That If All Else Failed I Could Always Go To Hollywood. So When All Else Did Fail I Really Went To Hollywood. And Then I Found Out How Wrong I Was.

Actors Don’t Retire. They Just Get Offered Fewer Roles.

I Have A Face That Is A Cross Between Two Pounds Of Halibut And An Explosion In An Old Clothes Closet.