Talking To Oneself, I Have Often Thought,

Life Doesn't Have Plots And Subplots And Denouements. It's Just A Big Collection Of Loose Ends And Dangling Threads That Never Get Explained.

Talking To Oneself, I Have Often Thought, Is The Best Way To Be Sure Of Intelligent And Witty Conversation.

Seven Actors Have Played Batman On The Big Screen, And If You Can Name All Seven Without Reading Any Further, Your Youth Has Been Wasted.

I Guess My Inspiration Is This - I Like To Pretend That Every Story That Ever Happened To 'batman' Was Real And Is Part Of This One Guy's Life.

Then I Reminded Myself That All Intelligent Children Suffer Bad Dreams.