Who Needs Girls When You've Got Comics?

The More I Think About It, The More I Realize That Schools Are Just Factories For Turning Out Robots, That's All. They Get You When Your Small And Vulnerable And They Take All The Human Parts Away, Bit By Bit, Until You're Just A Wind-up Toy. Turn The Key And Set It Running. And The Toy Goes To University, Gets A Job, Settles Down With Someone Nice.

I Won't Tell You Again! Don't Look Back! In Hell You Never Look Back!

It's Always Interesting To See What The Real Enthusiasts Think, But They're Rarely Representative Of The Tastes Of The Wider Audience, So I Tend To Write For Myself, For An Imagined Smart 14-year-old, And For A Couple Of Friends Who Are Still Big Comics Fans.

I Loved Iron Man: Robert Downey Jr. Has Been And Probably Will Be My Favourite Actor For A Long Time…but Iron Man, The Incredible Hulk, Superman Returns And All The Others Feel A Little Like Saturday Morning Cartoons Next To The Carbon Black Glory That Is 'the Dark Knight.' Trust Me, *this* Is The Future Of This Sort Of Thing.

Hell Changes Constantly But There Are Certain Consistent Landmarks Which Always Stay In The Same Relation To One Another.