People's Minds Are Changed Through Observation And

The Minute You Read Something And You Can't Understand It, You Can Be Sure It Was Written By A Lawyer. Then, If You Give It To Another Lawyer To Read And He Don't Know Just What It Means, Then You Can Be Sure It Was Drawn Up By A Lawyer. If It's In A Few Words And Is Plain, And Understandable Only One Way, It Was Written By A Non-lawyer.

The Bankers Just Got A Good Cussing By Everybody For Loaning Too Much Money. Well, They Got Some Awful Nice Buildings. So When A Banker Fails, He Fails In Splendor.

I Never Expected To See The Day When Girls Would Get Sunburned In The Places They Now Do.

Syntax Must Be Bad, Having Sin And Tax In It.

When You Find Yourself In A Hole, Quit Digging.