Take It From Me Because I Learned

Mom's Dad Was In The Army, Stormed The Beach At Normandy, Fought Through The French Hedgerows, The Battle Of The Ardennes, The Battle Of The Bulge, And Liberated Concentration Camps At The End Of The War.

Why Do Scuba Divers Fall Backwards Off A Boat? Because If They Fell Forwards They'd Still Be In The Boat.

The Collectability Of Music Is Something Lost In The Age Of Mp3s And Album Downloads. Holding An Album In Your Hands And Having The Full-sized Artwork Reconnects The Artist And The Listener.

I Feel Like Being In A Band, You Get License To Be A Kid Forever.

Make Yourself Look Really Stupid So You Don't Feel Bad Doing Something A Little Stupid.