I Feel Like Being In A Band,

I Lived In Small Town Out In The Desert And My Friend Used To Steal His Mom's Car In The Middle Of The Night. He'd Drive Over To My House, I'd Sneak Out And We'd Go Out To The Desert And Just Burn Things Down.

The Beatles Never Get Old.

I Like That About Human Nature, That People Are Always Striving To Do Better, And Find Something New.

I Just Want Everyone Out There To Know That I'm Super-awesome And A Great Guy And Really Cool To Talk To And That I Appreciate All The Support.

Why Do Scuba Divers Fall Backwards Off A Boat? Because If They Fell Forwards They'd Still Be In The Boat.