Swing At The Strikes.

The Towels Were So Thick There I Could Hardly Close My Suitcase.

Losing's A Great Motivator.

Well, I Used To Look Like This When I Was Young And Now I Still Do.

Yogi Ordered A Pizza. The Waitress Asked How Many Pieces Do You Want Your Pie Cut? Yogi Responded, Four. I Don't Think I Could Eat Eight.

I'm Lucky. Usually You're Dead To Get Your Own Museum, But I'm Still Alive To See Mine.