Support Your Right To Arm Bears.

Support Your Right To Arm Bears.

In My Day The Schools Taught Two Things, Love Of Country And Penmanship-now They Don't Teach Either.

Relations Between The Sexes Are So Complicated That The Only Way You Can Tell If Members Of The Set Are Going Together Is If They Are Married. Then, Almost Certainly, They Are Not.

I Consider The 3 Most Cruelly Produced Foods To Be From Lobsters, Dropped Alive Into Boiling Water, Veal From Calves Separated From Their Mothers And Kept In Crates, And Pate De Foie Gras.

I've Always Had A Sneaking Fondness For Martin Van Buren. He Wrote His Autobiography, You Know, And Never Once Mentioned His Wife. Now That's What I Call A Mans Man.