What This World Needs Is A New

As Far As I'm Concerned, The Only Difference Between The Republicans And The Democrats Is The Republicans Are Socialists And The Democrats Are Bolsheviks.

Every Damn President Since I Can Remember Has Been So In Love With Foreign Policy That They're Just Like A Schoolboy With A New Girl.

It Has Long Been A Theory Of Mine And I Am Known, If I Do Say So, For My Long Theories That Authors, Generally Speaking, Are Rotten Letter Writers.

The National Park Service Shot A Mule In The Face. He Survived But Had Trouble Swallowing And Often Food Came Out Of His Nose.

I Have Read A Great Deal About What Animals Dream, But None Of It Has Ever Really Satisfied Me. I Believe They Dream Exactly The Way We Dream, And About Everything In Their Lives--that They Have Good Dreams And Bad Dreams In Almost Direct Proportion, As We Do, To Whether Their Lives Have Been More Good Than Bad. Unfortunately, Because The Majority Of Animals Have It So Much Tougher Than We Do, I Believe That The Majority Of Dreams, Except In The Most Fortunate Petdom, Are Bad.