...one Of The Ways In Which Cats

There Were Three Terrible Ages Of Childhood - Zero To 10, 10 To 20, And 20 To 30.

In My Day The Schools Taught Two Things, Love Of Country And Penmanship-now They Don't Teach Either.

Relations Between The Sexes Are So Complicated That The Only Way You Can Tell If Members Of The Set Are Going Together Is If They Are Married. Then, Almost Certainly, They Are Not.

I Have Read A Great Deal About What Animals Dream, But None Of It Has Ever Really Satisfied Me. I Believe They Dream Exactly The Way We Dream, And About Everything In Their Lives--that They Have Good Dreams And Bad Dreams In Almost Direct Proportion, As We Do, To Whether Their Lives Have Been More Good Than Bad. Unfortunately, Because The Majority Of Animals Have It So Much Tougher Than We Do, I Believe That The Majority Of Dreams, Except In The Most Fortunate Petdom, Are Bad.

To Anyone Who Has Ever Been Owned By A Cat, It Will Come As No Surprise That There Are All Sorts Of Things About Your Cat You Will Never, As Long As You Live, Forget. Not The Least Of These Is Your First Sight Of Him Or Her.