...one Of The Ways In Which Cats

The Facts Of Life Are Very Stubborn Things.

I Can't Take A Well-tanned Person Seriously.

You Can Give Of Your Talent, You Can Give Of Your Possessions, Or You Can Give Of Yourself. For God's Sake, Give Something.

Cats Have Enormous Patience With The Limitations Of The Human Mind. They Realize...that We Have An Infuriating Inability To Understand, Let Alone Follow, Even The Simplest And Most Explicit Of Directions.

I've Always Had A Sneaking Fondness For Martin Van Buren. He Wrote His Autobiography, You Know, And Never Once Mentioned His Wife. Now That's What I Call A Mans Man.