Suicide Is Cheating The Doctor Out Of

Love Is Like The Measles; We Can't Have It Bad But Once, And The Later In Life We Have It The Tougher It Goes With Us.

You Can Reach Stupidity Only With A Cannon Ball.

Life Is Short, But It's Long Enough To Ruin Any Man Who Wants To Be Ruined.

The Miser And The Glutton Are Two Facetious Buzzards: One Hides His Store, And The Other Stores His Hide.

The Quickest Way To Take The Starch Out Of Someone Who Is Always Blaming Himself Is To Agree With Him.