Clothes Form The Intellect Of The Dandy.

The Quickest Way To Take The Starch Out Of Someone Who Is Always Blaming Himself Is To Agree With Him.

Plenty Of Folks Are So Contrary That If They Should Fall Into The River, They Would Insist Upon Floating Upstream.

There Are People Who Are Always Anticipating Trouble, And In This Way They Manage To Enjoy Many Sorrows That Never Really Happen To Them.

Beauty Is A Very Handy Thing To Have, Especially For A Woman Who Ain't Handsome.

Silence Is A Still Noise.