Success Is Like Winning The Sweepstakes Or

A Committee Is A Group Of Individuals Who All Put In A Perfectly Good Color, And It Comes Out Gray.

The Whole City Gives You The Impression Of Impermanence. You Have The Feeling That One Day Someone Is Going To Yell, "cut! Strike It!" And Then The Stagehands Will Scurry Out And Remove The Mountains, The Movie-star Homes, The Hollywood Bowl--everything.

I Had Moved Out Of The Edison Hotel Because I Couldn't Pay The Bill And Was Living At The Lincoln Hotel, Where I Couldn't Pay The Bill Either, But It Was Cheaper.

Love Is Lovelier The 7th Time Around.

Teacher, Teacher, I Declare, I See Your Purple Underwear.