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Yesterday On Cnn, Joe Biden Said He Hasn't Made Up His Mind About Whether He'll Run For President In 2016. Which Raises The Question: 'who Was Raising That Question?'

Sources Say The Obama Administration Is In The 'final Stages' Of Planning The Closing Of Guantanamo Bay. The Way It's Gonna Work Is, They're Going To Put A Radio Shack Sign Out Front And Let Nature Take Its Course.

I Like Living With Myself. I Mean Obviously, Because Here I Am Interviewing Myself.

When Nbc Told Me I Got The Job, I Asked, 'can We Do It From New York?' There Was Just Silence On The Phone

I Like Being Absurd. Being Silly.