Success Is Falling Nine Times And Getting

I Try To Explain That To My Kids - The Experience Of Going To A Record Store, Flipping Through Racks And Finding That Album Cover That Intrigues You - But My Kids Don't Want To Know About It. They Download The One Song On The Album They Like, And Pay Their 99 Cents.

Some Of My Best Friends Are Gay Guys, And They Said, "you're So Straight, We're Not Interested."

Miracles Happen Everyday, Change Your Perception Of What A Miracle Is And You'll See Them All Around You.

There's Not A Platinum Record Hanging In My House Anywhere. It Doesn't Exist Here. I'm Over It. They're All In The Garage, Wrapped Up In Bubblewrap.

I Want To Own An Nfl Franchise. I Understand The Business Of Football.