Success Is Always Somebody Else's Opinion Of

Dying Is Not A Sin. Not Living Is.

I Was Born In An Elevator, And - As My Mother Said - Naturally It Was Going Down. She Said, "all I Remember Is Telling Your Father, 'that's It! Never Again!'" That's Why I'm An Only Child.

I Feel Sorry For People Who Don't Drink. When They Wake Up In The Morning, That's As Good As They're Going To Feel All Day.

Death Ends A Life, Not A Relationship.

If You've Been Fortunate Enough To Live Out Your Dream In The Profession Of Your Choice, Then You Have An Obligation To Send The Elevator Back Down.