Stupidity Really Gets Me Going, When It's

That's The Funny Thing About Religion: It Doesn't Matter What You Say, You're Going To Upset Someone.

The Worst Thing About Halloween Is, Of Course, Candy Corn. It's Unbelievable To Me. Candy Corn Is The Only Candy In The History Of America That's Never Been Advertised. And There's A Reason. All Of The Candy Corn That Was Ever Made Was Made In 1911. And So, Since Nobody Eats That Stuff, Every Year There's A Ton Of It Left Over.

This Book Is Dedicated To All Of My Friends Who Helped Me Get To Where I Am Today - You Know Who You Are... And When I Find You I Am Going To Kill You.

Some People Have Religion As A Means Of Solace. But, I Had A Dreidel, So That Was Out.

You Can Never Put Too Much Pork In Your Mouth As Far As I'm Concerned.