Sticks And Stones May Break My Bones,

But I’ve Never Seen The Icarus Story As A Lesson About The Limitations Of Humans. I See It As A Lesson About The Limitations Of Wax As An Adhesive.

The Explosion Would Be Just The Right Size To Maximize The Amount Of Paperwork Your Lab Would Face. If The Explosion Were Smaller, You Could Potentially Cover It Up. If It Were Larger, There Would Be No One Left In The City To Submit Paperwork To.

The Role Of Gender In Society Is The Most Complicated Thing I’ve Ever Spent A Lot Of Time Learning About, And I’ve Spent A Lot Of Time Learning About Quantum Mechanics.

Correlation Doesn’t Imply Causation, But It Does Waggle Its Eyebrows Suggestively And Gesture Furtively While Mouthing ‘look Over There.’

The Thing About The Internet Is That You Can Write Something... For A Very Narrow Audience And Make A Living At It.