Our Brains Have Just One Scale, And

Sticks And Stones May Break My Bones, But Words Can Make Me Think I Deserved It.

I Don't Have Hard Numbers About This, But The Impression I Get Is That The Amount Of Eyeballs You Get From Being On The Humor Shelf At Barnes & Noble - It Is Almost Insignificant.

The Thing About The Internet Is That You Can Write Something... For A Very Narrow Audience And Make A Living At It.

Our Brains Have Just One Scale, And We Resize Our Experiences To Fit.

I Think The Comic That's Gotten Me The Most Feedback Is Actually The One About The Stoplights. Noticing When The Stoplights Are In Sync, Or Calculating The Length Of Your Strides Between Floor Tiles - Normal People Notice That Kind Of Stuff, But A Certain Kind Of Person Will Do Some Calculations.