I Never Trust Anyone Who's More Excited

Things Are Rarely Just Crazy Enough To Work, But They're Frequently Just Crazy Enough To Fail Hilariously.

If 'other People Have Experiences Incorrectly' Is Annoying To You, Think How Unbearable It Must Be To Have A Condescending Stranger Tell You They Hate The Way You're Experiencing Your Life At Just The Moment You've Found Something You Want To Remember.

I Never Trust Anyone Who's More Excited About Success Than About Doing The Thing They Want To Be Successful At.

I Don't Have Hard Numbers About This, But The Impression I Get Is That The Amount Of Eyeballs You Get From Being On The Humor Shelf At Barnes & Noble - It Is Almost Insignificant.

I Think The Comic That's Gotten Me The Most Feedback Is Actually The One About The Stoplights. Noticing When The Stoplights Are In Sync, Or Calculating The Length Of Your Strides Between Floor Tiles - Normal People Notice That Kind Of Stuff, But A Certain Kind Of Person Will Do Some Calculations.