He's A Good Man," Ranger Said. "and

Cupcake, Your Middle Name Is Trouble.

I Need To Look Like An Idiot At Least Twice A Day To Keep Myself Humble.

I’ll Be Real Discreet,” Tank Said. As Discreet As A Six-foot-six, No-neck Guy Weighing Three Hundred And Fifty Pounds, All Dressed In Black Swat Clothes, With A Glock Holstered At His Side Could Be.

The Way I See It, Living In New Jersey Is A Challenge, What With The Toxic Waste And The Eighteen Wheelers And The Armed Schizophrenics." Connie Rosolli

I Was Watching Television And I Saw How You Stick Your Fingers In A Person's Eyes To Slow Them Down." Grandma Mazur