Stay Green, Stay In The Woods, And

It Annoys Me A Bit How People Like Squirrels But Not Rats. At The End Of The Day They're The Same Thing, Except That Squirrels Have Had A Better Upbringing.

It's 2006, Why Are They Still Using The Index Finger?

People Who Live In A Glass House Have To Answer The Door.

All Fame Is Is Having People You Don't Know Coming Up To You And Saying, 'hello.' I'm Always Polite And People Are Always Nice, But It's Weird.

When You've Been On A Programme Called 'an Idiot Abroad' Job Offers Aren't Exactly Flying In.