Stand-up Is Live, So I'm Used To

I'm Just Another Guy Who Thinks He's Smarter Than He Is, In A Long Line Of Them.

My Stand-up Act? I Combine The Fact That The World Is A Violent Place With The Fact That Each Person Is Responsible For The Situation They Are In.

You Know How It Is With Writing. You Just Write What You Want To Write. There's No Way To Predict What Is Good Or Bad. You Just Do What You Think Is Funny, And Either It Works Or You're Finished. It's Impossible To Predict Anything.

I Used To Love The Election Season'cause It's Kind Of Fun. Everyone Makes A Big Sport Out Of It With All These Different News Stories And Everything. I Like It Better Now That Everybody Knows All The Candidates From The Past 15 Years. But It Does Get Really Ugly. It's Ugly And It's Pugilist.

Twitter Is One Of Those Dangerous Toys That If It Gets In The Hands Of The Wrong Person You'll Have The Mind Of A 12-year-old Masquerading As An Adult.