Stand-up Has The Best Writers, Because It's

I'm No Good At Anything But Comedy, Which I Think I'm Good At. I'm Absolutely No Good At Networking; I'm Terrible At Acting; I'm Terrible At Dealing With Executives; I'm Terrible At Collaborating. And I Say Whatever I Want To Say. But I Think I'm Good Enough At Comedy That I Can Survive. And I Don't Really Have An Ambition For Money.

When I Hear A Guy Lost A Battle To Cancer, That Really Did Bother Me, That That's A Term. It Implies That He Failed And That Somebody Else That Defeated Cancer Is Heroic And Courageous.

Compared To Politics, I Think Sports Is Funnier, Because It's Inconsequential. And Politics Can Be Real Important And All That. The More Pointless Something Is, The Funnier It Is, You Know? And The More Grave Or Important Things Are... You Know, Some Comedians Can Get This Disease Where They Get Serious All The Time.

Women Of No Beauty May Yet Be Flattered To Believe They Possess Some; Others Of A Moderate Share That They Have A Great Deal; But Those Of Elegance And Charm Generally Know The Perfection Of Their External Graces So Well, That They Seem To Covet That Flattery Most Which Heightens The Opinion Of Their Wit And Judgment.

The Young Compliment Their Greatness On The Number Of Their Friends; The Old, On The Confidence Of Them.