Note To Self: No Matter How Bad

I Just Got Back From New York. You Ever Been There? There Was A Big Gay Parade Going On There When I Was There, And I Never Been To One Of Them, And I Like A Parade. I Always Like A Parade. So, I Go There, And It Turns Out, It's Just A Bunch Of Gay Guys.

Violent People Usually Express Their Love Of A Thing By Their Hatred Of Its Opposite.

Instead Of Loving Your Enemies, Have No Enemies To Love.

There Hasn't Been An Original Voice In Stand-up Since Sam Kinison.

Oj Simpson Was In A Different Kind Of Courtroom This Week Attempting To Regain Custody Of His Two Children. In Order To Prove To The Court How Much He Loves His Kids, Oj Pointed Out Quote 'hey, They're Still Alive, Aren't They?'