Note To Self: No Matter How Bad

I Started On 'saturday Night Live' The Same Time Conan Started On 'late Night.' We Just Had A Relationship Because I Would Be Upstairs In The Studio And Whenever He Couldn't Get A Guest - Which Was Often Back Then Since He Was Just Starting Out - He Would Just Call Me Down To Be A Guest.

The Promises We Break Are Usually Such As We Are Most Forward In Making.

I Always Told Everybody The Perfect Joke Would Be Where The Setup And Punch Line Were Identical.

Reason Is Always Weak Where Prejudice Is Strong.

Kenny G Has A Christmas Album Out This Year. Hey, Happy Birthday Jesus! Hope You Like Crap!