Stand-up Comedy Is Like The Lowest Medium

After I Left High School And Got My Ged, I Studied Broadcast Journalism For A Year At A Community College.

Here's What I Knew About Doing A Play: I Knew It Would Make Me A Better Actor.

Comedians Tend To Find A Comfort Zone And Stay There And Do Lamer Versions Of Themselves For The Rest Of Their Career.

My Movies Are Okay, But They're Not My Specials.

They Don't Want You To Vote. If They Did, We Wouldn't Vote On A Tuesday. In November. You Ever Throw A Party On A Tuesday? No. Because Nobody Would Come.