Stan Musial, Who Said, Why Didn't They

Christopher Columbus, Who Said To Queen Isabella, No, You Got It Wrong! The World Is Round. You're Flat! Never Got A Dinner!

Ben Hur, Who Said To His Sister Ben Him, We'd Better Swap Names Before They Start Calling Me Ben Gay! Never Got A Dinner!

Moses, Who Said To The Israelites, Stop Calling Me Charlton! Never Got A Dinner!

Simon Peter, Who Embarrassed The Other Disciples At The Last Supper By Asking For Seconds. Never Got A Dinner!

Crispus Attucks, Who Said, Don't Shoot Till You See The Whites! Never Got A Dinner!