Moses, Who Said When The Red Sea

Moses, Who Said To The Children Of Israel, Wear Your Galoshes; I Never Did This Trick Before. Never Got A Dinner!

Noah's Wife, Who Said To Him After 40 Days And 40 Nights, It's Your Turn To Spread The Papers On The Floor! Never Got A Dinner!

Sleeping Beauty, Who Said To Prince Charming, Are You Sure All We Did Was Kiss? Never Got A Dinner!

Amelia Earhart, Who Said, Stop Looking For Me; See If You Can Find My Luggage! Never Got A Dinner!

Henry Ford, Who Despite His Immense Wealth Never Owned A Cadillac. Never Got A Dinner!