Moses, Who Said When The Red Sea

The Captain Of The Titanic, Who Said To Room Service, Who Sent For All This Ice? Never Got A Dinner!

The Mayor Of Hong Kong, Who Said Can't Work Today. Have American Flu. Never Got A Dinner!

Alex Hailey, Who Traced His Roots All The Way To The Back Of The Bus. Never Got A Dinner!

Dinah Shore? Wonderful Woman. Dinah Formed A Foundation To Locate Missing Senior Citizens By Putting Their Pictures On Prune Juice Bottles.

King Solomon, Who Said To His Thousand Wives, Who Doesn't Have A Headache Tonight? Never Got A Dinner!